babyminaj:

im getting this tattooed on my ass

babyminaj:

im getting this tattooed on my ass

2000yr:

merlotte:

2000yr:

Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch

wash your fucking ass

Wash your attitude

potatofreek:

penis-hilton:


hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom


maybe they are each other’s moms

potatofreek:

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

maybe they are each other’s moms

online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

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"You just might not understand it yet. But it’s cool. Family is super cool. Going home to one girl every night is super cool. Just going home and getting on the floor and playing with your child is super cool. Not wearing a red leather jacket, and just looking like a dad and shit, is like super cool. Having someone that I can call Mom again. That shit is super cool."
to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

zootedboy:

*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*

alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

Pac-Man Clyde